I don't know why, perhaps I'm too easily amused, but Hot Amish Chick
cracks me up.
"Can't sleep. Had the goat dream again. Screamed in my face, "WHY AREN'T I IN THE S-S-SAUSAGE? AREN'T I G-G-GOOD ENOUGH??" Worrisome."
"Dear Lord, please bless Father and Mother and thank you yet again for not taking a stance on passive aggression. Love to Jesus. Amen."